Ten Ways to Boost Your Mood in Two Minutes or Less.

16 Nov


Mmm, fleece.





I totally stole this headline from Huffington Post. But I didn’t even read the article. Instead, I am going to give myself a challenge: That I will write this whole blog post in ten minutes or less. I hope this all cheers you the heck up. That’s one minute per two minute mood-boosting tip! Okay, one, two, three, let’s go.

  1. Go to the bathroom and stop hopping around like that.
  2. Turn off the radio when your teenager is playing a song about what that gentleman is going to do with that Ho.
  3. Stick your head in the refrigerator and take a bite out of the most delicious thing you see, then put the rest back.
  4. If eating, put more salt on it. If it doesn’t need salt, put more butter on it.
  5. Take up two seats on the bus by sitting on the outside seat and giving off a vicious aura so that anyone would cower to ask to sit next to you. Looking as if you instantly fell into a deep sleep also works.
  6. Insist on sitting next to that jerk on the subway who has his legs splayed wide open. Just shove your butt in next to him and have a nice sit. And shove HIS legs back with yours. Stare straight ahead with a pleasant, neutral smile.
  7. Sneak a few bites of ice cream out of the container when you bring it home from the store and it’s all melty. Reuse the same spoon so you personalize the container.
  8. Dress entirely in fleece garments, aka New England Lingerie.
  9. Search for a picture of someone you hated in high school on the internet and laugh about how old they look.
  10. Return a phone call to someone you don’t feel like talking to when you’re sure they’re not home.

Okay, done with five seconds to go! (Victory dance!)

Writing prompt: Got any tips to brighten YOUR day in 2 minutes or less???

6 Responses to “Ten Ways to Boost Your Mood in Two Minutes or Less.”

  1. fransiweinstein November 16, 2012 at 7:56 pm #

    Sneak a few more spoonfuls of the ice cream.

  2. shelleybb November 16, 2012 at 9:17 pm #

    Have lunch with Alexandra?

  3. alexandrahh13 November 17, 2012 at 8:23 pm #

    That’s funny, I thought the fun part was having lunch with Shelley!

  4. Rita Reisman November 19, 2012 at 4:21 pm #

    A long walk in the morning to set the tone for the day…..preferably with a friend.

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