I totally stole this headline from Huffington Post. But I didn’t even read the article. Instead, I am going to give myself a challenge: That I will write this whole blog post in ten minutes or less. I hope this all cheers you the heck up. That’s one minute per two minute mood-boosting tip! Okay, one, two, three, let’s go.
- Go to the bathroom and stop hopping around like that.
- Turn off the radio when your teenager is playing a song about what that gentleman is going to do with that Ho.
- Stick your head in the refrigerator and take a bite out of the most delicious thing you see, then put the rest back.
- If eating, put more salt on it. If it doesn’t need salt, put more butter on it.
- Take up two seats on the bus by sitting on the outside seat and giving off a vicious aura so that anyone would cower to ask to sit next to you. Looking as if you instantly fell into a deep sleep also works.
- Insist on sitting next to that jerk on the subway who has his legs splayed wide open. Just shove your butt in next to him and have a nice sit. And shove HIS legs back with yours. Stare straight ahead with a pleasant, neutral smile.
- Sneak a few bites of ice cream out of the container when you bring it home from the store and it’s all melty. Reuse the same spoon so you personalize the container.
- Dress entirely in fleece garments, aka New England Lingerie.
- Search for a picture of someone you hated in high school on the internet and laugh about how old they look.
- Return a phone call to someone you don’t feel like talking to when you’re sure they’re not home.
Okay, done with five seconds to go! (Victory dance!)
Writing prompt: Got any tips to brighten YOUR day in 2 minutes or less???
Sneak a few more spoonfuls of the ice cream.
How right you are, Fransi. More is more.
Have lunch with Alexandra?
That’s funny, I thought the fun part was having lunch with Shelley!
A long walk in the morning to set the tone for the day…..preferably with a friend.
I could not agree more!